NSFA - Not suitable for anyone 89/276

I warned you.

I work in a sick twisted environment.

When one of the guys found this beauty on a jobsite, he did what any perv would do and brought it to the office to hide in someones desk (that should teach anyone to go on vacation around here). Luckily, a customer had an equipment remote control in the shop for repiars and what better equipment to operate than a giant pink dildo?

*disclaimer: if that is your equipment remote control in the picture...well, sucks to be you*

We also doctored up the remote control with some fancy labels that say "boom up" and "rotate" Too bad I won't get to see the look in this guys face when he gets to his desk monday morning.